Female ClashJTM

The most forgotten female of them all returns!

CLASH'S POV

    I can get turning female.
    I can get the hormones.
    But what I can't get...
    IT'S BEEN A DAMN YEAR AND I AM STILL LIKE THIS!

    I pace my house, spitting curses and roaring until the lights burn out.
    My neighbors have called to complain, but I growl and shut the door on them.
    After Vikkstar complains and leaves, I hear a doorbell a few minutes after.
    "Go away," I snarl.
    "It's me."
    Ghost. I should've known he would come eventually.
    "Dude, are you ok? You sound sick." He asks
    I am in perfect health why would he--
    OH.
    He still doesn't know I'm still female. Probably because I haven't played a lot with him the last few months.
    "Uh.." I deepen my voice, "I'm ok man. Just a bit tired."
    It was a long while until he talks again.
    "Let me in I need to talk to you."
    "NO!" I say quickly.
    "What?" 
    "I-I mean no... I can't..." I try to fake cough.
    "I thought you weren't sick.'
    Oops. Well.
    The doorknob turned, I think he found the key under the mat.
    I bolt into a cupboard reflectively.
    "James? Jimmy? DUDE! Why dude!" 
    I hold my breath as I lean on the door.
    "DUDE! IT'S IMPORTANT! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!"
    I lean a bit too close to the door and it opens and I fall through.
    Me and cereal boxes fall out and I face plant onto the floor.
    He turns and sees me. He has his suit on.
    "Oh my god!" He runs to help me up.
    I cover one eye because it hit the edge of a Frosted Flakes box.
    "Ok, now I see why you didn't invite me in."
    Well, my cover is blown.
    "So, what do you need to talk to me about?" I say
    "It's about Ashley..." His voice falters.
    "What happened?" I ask, trying not to sound rude.
    I really don't like Ashley, because ever since I was female, she kept messing with me for it. And it wasn't friendly.
    "She--she was cheating on me."
    Shocker. I mean that sarcastically and literally.
    "What?" I respond.
    "We-we started dating after the Hexxit server shutdown--"
    "You mean the time you two made out on that boat?"
    He glances at me. Oops. Bodil's dead now.
    "Ok, nevermind," I facepalm. "What's up with her?" she said with a slight growl.
    "She kept missing dates or being late to them, she would lie a lot, and..." He was trying not to cry.
    Clash sits next to her armor-clad friend and comforts him.
    "..I-I saw her making out with some Canadian dude..." Tears ran down his face.
    Canadian dude? IDK who this is, but he's a jerk.
    "Shh, shh, it's ok. She was a b**** already." I try to pet his head, but then I remember the armor.
    "It's dark, so why do you have your helmet on?" I ask after another awkward silence.
    "H-Huh?" he sniffles.
    "Aren't you hot in that suit? And wouldn't it be humid at this point?"
    "W-Well, it does get pretty warm...but I'd rather have the suit..."
    "Why?"
    "Just B-because..." 
    My feline senses sense his blushing. Being female did give me a better sense of people's feelings or if they were lying or holding in a secret. Example, Maria. (Female Bodil40 reference).
    "Dude, just take it off."
    "N-No!" He sounded panicked.
    "You're gonna suffocate." I am getting irritated now.
    "Please don't." He sounds embarrassed now.
    "F*** it." I proceed to remove his helmet.
    He tries to stop me, but I hiss and he flinches, giving me a chance to quickly unlock the connector from the bottom of the helmet and chest piece and take off his helmet. Even in the darkness of my house, he was red in the face and sweaty. His curly hair was all over the face.
    "Better?" I ask, slightly tilting my head. I was blushing a bit in the face; he looked cute without the helmet.
    "Yeah, yeah it does. I still feel hot though."
    "Oh?" I was confused.
    "I-I don't know. But this is normal." He shrugs.
    I am now scared to see where this is going. I have a suspicion though, but I'd rather not say it. 
    "Why?" I nervously question, blushing redder.
    "This would only happen around you, and you only. Not even around Ashley." He sighs.
    He continues, "I get nervous, and have trouble talking to you directly."
    "Then explain the Hexxit co-op." I think he's lying.
    "Only directly. I just don't know why I'm acting like this." he put his head in his hands.
    I lean closer to him, close enough I can feel my breathe bounce off his armor around his collarbone.
    "Please back away..." he said as the tips of his ears turn red. 
    Then I realize he likes me. I smirk.
    "I think you like me." I say.
    "Of course, you're my friend."
    I raise an eyebrow and smirk deviously.
    "That's not what I mean~"
    "...Oh..." I think he now knows what he got into.
    "Seriously though, admit it, you like me."
    "Well..." he stalls.
    "Admit it~" It may have been dark, but he is tomato red at this point.
    "..." He stayed silent.
    I move directly infront of him. After a bit of suspense, I roar loudly. It was enough to look around.
    "Wha-! What happened are you ok-?!" 
    I take that moment of surprise to crash my lips onto his. I was afraid he didn't like me until I felt him kiss back. I was both surprised and happy. We stay like this until we needed air.
    "I guess I did love you." Ghost said.
    I giggle and pull him in a warm hug, putting my face on his chest.